“And I want you to feel what I've felt for the last seven years --”

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'Cause I was Lutz --

Dumb, old, uncool, part-Inuit, bisexual, 51-year-old Lutz.

Well, today, I am The Picker!

And I want you to feel what I've felt for the last seven years --

Anger and disappointment and regret!

And when that sandwich slides out of you in a week, look at it!

Because that is Lutz's revenge!

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