“Dumb, old, uncool, part-Inuit, bisexual, 51-year-old Lutz.”

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And turned the lights out on me when I was in the bathroom

And written on me while I was sleeping

'Cause I was Lutz --

Dumb, old, uncool, part-Inuit, bisexual, 51-year-old Lutz.

Well, today, I am The Picker!

And I want you to feel what I've felt for the last seven years --

Anger and disappointment and regret!

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