“To be with a middle-aged man with crippling mommy issues.”

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- wow. Okay.

Well, for the record, it's mutual.

I wasn't exactly chomping at the bit

To be with a middle-aged man with crippling mommy issues.

- first of all, it's "champing" at the bit.

Horses champ.

And second of all, I'm not going to fight in bed with a woman

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