“- lemon, the only way you're like socrates”

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If plato had an elderly, shut-in aunt.

- uh-huh, you know what plato did have?

A gay relationship with socrates.

- lemon, the only way you're like socrates

Is you have the body hair of a greek man.

- are you sure you aren't married?

'Cause this seems pretty married.

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