“Coming the other way swerves to avoid you and goes off a cliff.”

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Oh, what's that animal?

You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road

And then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car

Coming the other way swerves to avoid you and goes off a cliff.

And then that night you and your companion have the greatest sex

Of your lives because you're both sharing a secret.

- it's a turtle, jenna. - yes, he's a turtle.

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