“And then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car”

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And now he's peeping out of his shell like a... Um,

Oh, what's that animal?

You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road

And then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car

Coming the other way swerves to avoid you and goes off a cliff.

And then that night you and your companion have the greatest sex

Of your lives because you're both sharing a secret.

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