“Well, what were you even doing at that bachelor party?”

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Standing alone at that party like a loser.

Yeah, 'cause I really wanted to talk to the girl

Who was wrestling in a kiddie pool full of lube.

Well, what were you even doing at that bachelor party?

Derek thought I was a guy,

And I didn't want to ruin what was happening between us.

God, I wish my first roommate hadn't died of old age.

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