“Standing alone at that party like a loser.”

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How did I ever even become friends with someone like you?

If I remember correctly, Elizabeth,

We became friends because I felt bad for you,

Standing alone at that party like a loser.

Yeah, 'cause I really wanted to talk to the girl

Who was wrestling in a kiddie pool full of lube.

Well, what were you even doing at that bachelor party?

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