S05 · E09Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish6:17 — 6:19

To get a journalism scholarship.

Everyone I ever dated in high school

Turned out to be either gay

Or a girl dressed as a guy

My own dad tried to secretly cheat on my mom.

And I thought their marriage was perfect.

Then, of course, there's santa claus.

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