“Before you answer, consider your loneliness.”

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Hello?

Okay, as a single woman, would you be more inclined to buy a new microwave

If it could be programmed to ask you about your day?

Before you answer, consider your loneliness.

I'm hanging up now.

Now that we're all up, you want to talk about the elephant in the room?

No, I don't. I don't even know why you brought that thing.

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