“Okay, as a single woman, would you be more inclined to buy a new microwave”

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Well, two of my coworkers are driving me insane, so I'm gonna kill them in their sleep tonight.

- Tracy and Liz's. Tracy speaking. - Tracy, put Lemon on.

Hello?

Okay, as a single woman, would you be more inclined to buy a new microwave

If it could be programmed to ask you about your day?

Before you answer, consider your loneliness.

I'm hanging up now.

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