“Made you a victim of my sexual charisma.”

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- with the help of webmd

I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict.

So former sex partner, I'm sorry that my disease

Made you a victim of my sexual charisma.

I'm sorry that I ruined you for other men.

Look, I would've come down there and done this in person

But it's complicated because of the whole liz thing you know.

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