“But Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell, and Gordon from "Sesame Street" are members, too.”

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I'm not gonna ask you who that is.

The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful black Americans.

Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors.

But Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell, and Gordon from "Sesame Street" are members, too.

And they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty.

You can read about that on the interweb.

Well, it must be true if it's on the interweb.

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