“Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors.”

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Harsh? I'm done. The Black Crusaders want to make an example out of me.

I'm not gonna ask you who that is.

The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful black Americans.

Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors.

But Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell, and Gordon from "Sesame Street" are members, too.

And they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty.

You can read about that on the interweb.

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