“My attorney told me I should join a church pre-emptively...”

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- Oh, boy. Do you need a key to my apartment? - Just for my own safety.

Hey, Liz Lemon, you know where I could find a good church?

How good? Like Judaism good or just Unitarian?

My attorney told me I should join a church pre-emptively...

'Cause juries are suspicious of celebrities who find religion after getting into trouble.

Why don't you try the Church of Practicology?

- They love movie stars. - They turned me down.

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