“- like you, Regis, and the Pope. - Oh, no, you're not.”

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Oh, God. I should have just gotten a vasectomy!

Let me explain.

Hey, did you hear the good news, J. D.? I'm Irish-Catholic now,

- like you, Regis, and the Pope. - Oh, no, you're not.

The Church already has enough lawsuits.

See, I can screw up now and then just go to confession.

No longer do I have to throw my parties in international waters.

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