“Fighting over my corpse before it's cryogenically frozen.”

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I played dead for the worst of it, but it didn't fool your family.

It sure didn't. The whole thing was strangely reassuring, though.

To know that they'll be there after I'm dead,

Fighting over my corpse before it's cryogenically frozen.

Where's Eddie now?

I gave him and my dad a three-day head start

Out of love and sportsmanship.

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