“Now, I know there's been a lot of controversy around the Church lately,”

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- My friend Madonna... - Hey, Jack's brother, what religion are you?

This one sounds really expensive and gay.

Oh, well, I'm Irish-Catholic.

Now, I know there's been a lot of controversy around the Church lately,

You know, because of "The Da Vinci Code."

But what's great is you can do anything... Anything.

And as long as you go to confession, it's forgiven.

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