“We're gonna take Jenna, put some flags behind her,”

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For the New York Times under Jenna's name

In which I put the media on trial.

Boo! Here's the plan.

We're gonna take Jenna, put some flags behind her,

Have her sing a song that rhymes USA

With "Make them pay," dress her in an eagle costume,

And we're gonna call it a salute to the troops episode.

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