“- Even babies know that's creepy. - Of course.”

S01 · E09The Baby Show13:35 — 13:37

- Even babies know that's creepy. - Of course.

If you insist upon going all Murphy Brown on me, let me give you a tip.

Don't smother your child with affection to compensate for not having a man.

Don't say, "You're the only man I'll ever love."

- Even babies know that's creepy. - Of course.

Don't put little notes in their lunch bag that say, "Mommy's watching you."

- People find those things. - I bet you behaved yourself, though.

If your child is a terrific hockey player and a gifted flautist,

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