“Which reminds me -- why am I still seeing new "Top Chefs"”

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What?! I thought you were gonna kill yourself!

That was the idea. It was extreme but necessary.

I didn't want to be just another person on your grudge list.

Which reminds me -- why am I still seeing new "Top Chefs"

With that bald salad-ruiner?!

I had 10 hours to force you to confront the soul-crushing horror

Of a life without me.

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