“To act drunk, you just wear two different size heels.”

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I don't know, Ms. Maroney. It just seems like you're faking it.

Well, of course I am. I'm an ac-tor.

And acting is all cheap tricks that any child or monkey could do.

To act drunk, you just wear two different size heels.

And to cry, you just clutch a shard of broken glass.

Ms. Maroney, this is the end of "TGS".

You need to show real emotion.

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