“Sorry, Liz. We gotta get out of here before the roads close.”

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Most of Tan Penis Island was destroyed in Sting's house fire.

... Are encouraged to take this storm severely seriously.

Wait, where are you guys going?

Sorry, Liz. We gotta get out of here before the roads close.

There's a snowicane coming!

... Especially midtown Manhattan

Between Saks Fifth Avenue and the Variety Deli.

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