“You Eastern-European-knockoff Mr. Potato Heads!”

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Excuse me, ma'am, do you need a wheelchair to baggage claim?

Shut it down.

I will return to my first love -- Broadway!

You Eastern-European-knockoff Mr. Potato Heads!

Why haven't you come to see me?!

Why didn't you return any of my calls?!

I tried, sir, but no one answered.

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