“When you finally got to vote for a president who looks like you.”

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Since we went berserk and murdered everybody at roanoke,

But I never felt like a true american until today.

Like how you must've felt four years ago

When you finally got to vote for a president who looks like you.

- black shrek ran for president?

- no, sir. Obama.

- I forgot about that half-nerd.

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