“Why couldn't she have died when that rabid dog bit her?”

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[Crowd singing Jenna's song Catchin' Crabs In Paradise]

- ♪ Sunburn's starting to scab ♪

- jenna's crab idiots won't shut up.

Why couldn't she have died when that rabid dog bit her?

- oh, it wasn't rabid.

I just said that so they'd have to put it down,

And then I'd be the star of that dog-food commercial.

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