“And the heft of my body smashed them to smithereens.”

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But what's the joke?

- ooh, I'm going to have to take a moment here.

I sat on my testicles earlier

And the heft of my body smashed them to smithereens.

- okay. Start working on the wig.

- ow. - [exhales]

- oh, ms. Maroney. I want you to meet my mother--

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