“- no, no, no. Scott, you don't wanna break up a marriage.”

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We used to tap messages to each other during the news.

One day we made love while tapping.

It was beautiful. No butt stuff.

- no, no, no. Scott, you don't wanna break up a marriage.

- oh, I'm not married.

Before I got kidnapped,

Teresa and I were engaged to be engaged.

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