“And lost her virginity to a bait salesman on a water bed.”

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This is a dirtbag girl I once knew.

A girl named jay-nuh!

She used to get into fistfights at water parks,

And lost her virginity to a bait salesman on a water bed.

She's not who I am anymore. I'm classy.

- people who say that about themselves usually are.

- this whole southern thing is wrong.

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