“That's why I'm asking you, on TV, to marry me.”

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"Old" being an acronym for oxylaprodexatrin,

A hallucinogenic plant extract that makes sex terrifying.

I want to spend the rest of my life making you happy.

That's why I'm asking you, on TV, to marry me.

Oh, Paul.

No, no, a million times no.

Not like this.

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