“Clap your feet, until your service monkey dials the number below.”

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While pregnancy is disgusting,

Babies do not need tar or nicotine.

If you are currently suffering from Chatterton syndrome,

Clap your feet, until your service monkey dials the number below.

Then use the rectum you have instead of a mouth

To say something like "wrulgh" or

"Thunghth"

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