“- well, don't worry, I will wash my workout clothes”

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- the gym said the odor was attracting bugs

That were attracting bats that were attracting bat-hawks.

Oh, also, the gym is closed.

- well, don't worry, I will wash my workout clothes

Because I actually care how my behavior affects other people.

Unlike the d-bag who let the elevator door

Close on me this morning.

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