“I'd take a size six and put a size twelve sticker on it.”

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Called "Ray-Ray's discount clothes bucket."

I would go to the swimsuit section

And switch the tags.

I'd take a size six and put a size twelve sticker on it.

And then some thick girl would try to squeeze into it,

And come out of the dressing room like,

"I've gotten bigger. Why do I even bother dieting?"

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