“- no one will make you deutsche pancakes,”

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Perfect little weiner dog,

You just need a little mustard on you like that.

And a little bun, just boop, like that.

- no one will make you deutsche pancakes,

Or welcome you home smelling of hot dog water and onion,

Or let you break out of jail when you play monopoly.

Oh, my god, I'm such an idiot.

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