“You know what you people have given the world?”

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Water parks--no, I will not endorse water parks.

They are a cesspool of disease and people boo you

When you walk back down the stairs.

You know what you people have given the world?

Girls gone wild. [Crowd cheers]

The golden globes, cans that tell you how cold beer is,

Florida, bratz dolls. [Crowd cheers]

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