“I called Sunglass Hut and got my credit limit raised to $80,”

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- Hey, what's up? - What time you coming home?

Because I'm... Taking you out to dinner

What?

I called Sunglass Hut and got my credit limit raised to $80,

Plus, they told me I only needed 5,000 more shades points

To get free lens wipes,

And I haven't even gotten to the good news yet.

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