“So you think this is your last day on Earth.”

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72 virgin margaritas, hold the salt.

Oh, I'm sorry I won't be seeing you in heaven, Mr. Spurlock.

But on the bright side, black hell does have a jukebox.

So you think this is your last day on Earth.

Well, I'll leave the thinking to other religions.

Well, you must have things you want to do before you die.

Is the sky blue?

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