“Paul and I can finally buy that timeshare in betasten bos,”

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Every year my aunt sends me a wool sweater for christmas.

We get it, aunt alice. You're a sheep.

- also, this is very lucrative.

Paul and I can finally buy that timeshare in betasten bos,

Amsterdam's premier private sex garden.

They have genetically altered men there

With minotaur heads that chase you through the brambles.

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