“I have to shave my legs with it, but they have an app for that.”

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- how are you calling me?

- nobody has ever seen AN iPHONE.

I told them it was my razor.

I have to shave my legs with it, but they have an app for that.

- oh, avery, I'm sorry. This is all my fault.

I told you to stay.

- no, this is nobody's fault.

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