“Out of a malfunction-proof velcro phillies sport wallet?”

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Allowing it to be found by a handsome stranger.

Serendipity? Perhaps.

But how does one lose one's license

Out of a malfunction-proof velcro phillies sport wallet?

Someone must have had access to my fanny pack.

- I only wanted ibuprofen.

- then why is my ibuprofen bottle still sealed?

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