“"They just thought of getting drunk in an applebee's.”

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- "we'll always remember where we were

"When we heard that tornado had hit a handgun factory.

"Two days ago, when people thought of a mudslide,

"They just thought of getting drunk in an applebee's.

"But now we know it as the thing that destroyed denver.

"When the birds first started attacking us,

"We all thought it was pretty funny and made hitchcock jokes.

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