“Quick, how many toothpicks are on the ground?”

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- come on, my card only has

A 1 in 52 chance of getting picked anyway.

- how did you know that? You're like rain man.

Quick, how many toothpicks are on the ground?

- zero. - you need to go to vegas.

- whoa, why is toofer in the punishment corner?

- [British pronunciation] I said time to end the charade

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