“Maybe his sons would respect him more as a man.”

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Even when they're 80, like my pathetic dad.

- is your dad pathetic,

Or is he maybe, on some level, admirable?

Maybe his sons would respect him more as a man.

Maybe they'd stop calling him a "bald wang"

In front of the babysitter.

- I mean, can you imagine dick lemon at a singles bar?

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