“Would die, but I'd get free cable for life, I'd do it.”

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To be shy about talking about anything.

- well, I found my first gray toe-knuckle hair.

If I could push a button and five people in the world

Would die, but I'd get free cable for life, I'd do it.

And I'd been on the toilet so long

That my legs had fallen asleep,

So when I tried to stand, I just fell into my throw-up.

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