“Or would you rather teach your cat to dial 911?”

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But now you have an adult decision to make.

Would you rather let go of your precious autonomy,

And let carol into your life?

Or would you rather teach your cat to dial 911?

- first of all, I'm tired of playing "would you rather."

And second of all, you know that I have life alert.

Oh, I pushed it. I need a phone.

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