“So I exit the cockpit, I go down the aisle,”

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And the nba tattoo situation is out of control.

- thank you. Anyway, we're about a half hour into the flight,

I hear this commotion behind me in the cabin,

So I exit the cockpit, I go down the aisle,

And to my left, I see--

- [gasps] a terrorist?

- no. I wish. It's a drunk lady.

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