“I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher”

S04 · E17Lee Marvin vs Derek Jeter16:51 — 16:55

I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher

But knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching Lost.

And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame

And strip clubs are gross.

I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher

Instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do.

I want someone with clean hands and feet

And beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince.

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