“"I'm a person who thinks about sex every seven seconds."”

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I tell you, sometimes my wife will be blathering on

About something and I'll think, "I'm more than just

"A pair of ears, you know.

"I'm a person who thinks about sex every seven seconds."

Exactly.

So what if women had a pay-per-view channel

Featuring handsome men patiently listening to them?

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