“So close to the action, you feel like you're sitting”

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It's something I need to wear

To support my breasts!

Lemon, I have season tickets to every sports team in New York,

So close to the action, you feel like you're sitting

In front of an HD television.

And they're wasted on you and your coworkers.

Why won't they put me on the Jumbotron?

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