“The woman is on vacation with her husband as we speak.”

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Okay, her YouFace page says they're on vacation.

They're borrowing a friend's condo in Florida.

Oh, what have I done?

The woman is on vacation with her husband as we speak.

Probably having beach sex.

Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.

Is there any chance that she hasn't heard it yet?

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